Welcome Beautiful People

zaschah:

Omg, his absolute look of despair when he says no XD

its-tuesday-again:

i have two moods:

  • sleep is for the weak
  • sleeping for a week

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

naturesome:

When I was a little kid: I want to be a teenager.

When I was a teenager: I just want to be an adult and be free.

Now: It’s not worth it guys! MAYDAY MAYDAY stay young at all costs! You’re never free….

princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

lanturd:

sharkrobot:

lanturd:

THIS IS THE BEST EYE I HAVE EVER DRAWN OH MY GOD

now do the other one

you’re welcome

lanturd:

sharkrobot:

lanturd:

THIS IS THE BEST EYE I HAVE EVER DRAWN OH MY GOD

now do the other one

imageyou’re welcome

mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

image

it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

gnarly:

circumcising:

what did people even wear in 2008

apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur 

When our hands finally met, everything that needed to be said, was said.

Michael Faudet  

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dekutree:

he trapped

the dark lord has returned to hogwarts

biggestshorts:

dekutree:

he trapped

the dark lord has returned to hogwarts