Omg, his absolute look of despair when he says no XD
i have two moods:
- sleep is for the weak
- sleeping for a week
If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure
When I was a little kid: I want to be a teenager.
When I was a teenager: I just want to be an adult and be free.
Now: It’s not worth it guys! MAYDAY MAYDAY stay young at all costs! You’re never free….
for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch
THIS IS THE BEST EYE I HAVE EVER DRAWN OH MY GOD
now do the other oneyou’re welcome
it’s a metaphor
The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor
The Fault in our (Lob)Stars